Animal Jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A head banger!
How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire
What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side
Why does the museum keep the old dinosaurs bones?
Since they can not keep the new ones
Nurse: Doctor there is a invisible dinosaur in the waiting room
Doctor: tell him that I can’t seem him
When 3 dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella without getting wet?
When it is not raining.
What do you call sleeping plated dinosaurs?
Stegosnorus.
What will we get when a dinosaur enter into a strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam

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