- Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!!! - What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole! - Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!! - What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel!! - Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done!! - What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you? - What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck!